the-best-of-funny:

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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X

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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Anonymous said: My little sister walked in on me changing and asked where her dick was so I told her that hers fell off because she was a bad girl and she cried for three hours about how much she wanted dick. It was magical.

refreshes:

OMG 

This is too beautiful.

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nothomo:

if ur snapchat story is 100 fuckin seconds or more first of all what the fuck is wrong wit u

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patientlywaiting4u:

alphreddjay:

funnywildlife:

arronsingh:

Lad

Bless!

GOD BLESS HIM TREMENDOUSLY…

God he is a blessing!

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zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

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zachlilley:

movie:

The Avengers (2012) for more movie quotes follow movie

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